Dear Pampers:

I am not a fashionable woman. Honestly. But your diapers, which I used to buy, just don't cut it in this house. Why on earth do you plaster the back of your product with ugly colors and characters? Do you think there are many baby girls out there who wear blue and green or whose clothes look better with the addition of a furry red muppet? Seriously, what would you rather look at all day long: This?: Or this?: Yeah, me too. That's why I'm now buying Huggies Baby-Shaped Fit with the nice, clean white look. Practically invisible, and they go with everything. Ahhhhhh.